What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 02:53

Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.